If you’ve been reading any of my blog posts, you know The Believer, McSweeney’s and Wholpin are some of my favorite publications. So, as you can imagine, I was thrilled to pieces when I was asked to write the Sedaratives column. Its a fake advice column as you’ll soon be able to determine. Just some instructions; finish reading the first page in its entirety, then scroll down and read the second page. That’s how its formatted. Enjoy! If you have any comments, please put them on Facebook. Thanks folks!